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16 August 2007 @ 07:00 pm
My family might have a slight addiction to breakfast cereal.  
No really. I think its quite possible.

I mean, most of my childhood breakfasts were made up of some sort of premade boxed breakfast cereals...

Well, except for the special occasion breakfasts like birthdays and holidays.. and for a while we didn't have the money to buy breakfast cereal, but we raised chickens, so we ate a lot of french toast and scrambled eggs.

And sure, my fondest childhood breakfast stories do NOT center around the almighty box of cereal. Most of those breakfasts center around stories that are just too good not to tell. Stories that really have a message, Stories that I feel compelled to write down so that someday, when I can't remember for myself, I can look back at what I wrote down in my younger days, and smile.

The Breakfast cereal stories aren't so special. They typically begin with me, as a really young kid, drowning a bowl full of otherwise healthy corn, oat, wheat or other grain based cereal in a heaping mound of granulated sugar, and quickly pouring a healthy dose of milk on top before my mom or dad could tell the difference between my cereal and theirs.

I'll admit it. I loved sugar on my cereal. I wish I could say I was exaggerating, but I really did pour a ton of sugar on top of my cereal. Probably a half as much as the amount of actual cereal in the bowl, was sugar.

I found ways around it, when times got tough and my parents started noticing that the sugar supply was dwindling. I'd use my dad's coffee creamer, half and half, even whole milk, if I could convince my mom to buy that instead of the regular skim that she bought. Anything to add a little bit of sweetness to my cereal, and I was happy.

I was raised on unsweetened cereal.

I was eating grape nuts and corn flakes when my friends were eating sugar smacks and going coo-coo for cocoa puffs.

After begging and pleading with my mom to buy the "kids" cereals, I finally took matters into my own hands, and applied my own sugar. If you've ever eaten grape nuts cereal with skim milk, I'm sure you understand.

Cereal, still, was a mainstay in my childhood home. It was there, on top of the refrigerator for many late night cereal fueled scary movie watching slumber parties, It was there, in the cabinet next to the stove, when my mom didn't feel like making dinner, or it was just too hot to cook.

Finally, when my little sisters were born, and my parents were too preoccupied worrying about the twins than worrying about my older sister and me eating florescent coloured cereal rolled in 7 different types of sugar, we were finally allowed to get the good stuff.

Frosted mini wheats.

I know.. I know, frosted mini-wheats sounds downright healthy compared to fruit loops, sugar smacks, cocoa pebbles, capt'n crunch and his crunch berries, and a whole barrel of other sugar drenched cereals, aimed and marketed directly at children.  But to us, they were amazing.

You see, we were familiar with a cereal that my mom called "Bales of hay". Better known as Shredded wheat.

It  came in a regular  cereal box, and there were four paper tubes inside, each with two "bales". These bales were huge, healthy, and not all that flavourful. My mom knew just how un-tasty they were, so she would allow us 1 teaspoon of sugar per bale that we ate. This was actually how I learned that you can put sugar on cereal, and what began the downward spiral towards total sugar annihilation with the grape nuts.

My sister and I found that the best way to apply the sugar was after the bales had been rolled in a half filled bowl of milk, spooned directly onto the top of the bale, and once the milk had started to absorb into the sugar, spread the sugar/milk paste on the bales, then quickly eat them before the sugar dispersed throughout the milk.  We were both big on drinking the milk after eating our cereal, and overly sweetened milk just did not work well for cleansing the palate.

Anyways, so when we found out that there was a smaller version of our bales of hay, only they came pre-sugared, and you could ACTUALLY SEE THE SUGAR ON TOP, which was a sure sign of a delicious cereal in our minds, we begged our mom to buy them for us. She agreed, probably not even paying attention to the box, she'd just had twins for goodness sakes.

We quickly got bored with regular frosted mini-wheats. Sure, they sounded good in theory, but the sugar on top melted into the milk too quickly, and the wheat part got soggier a lot faster than the larger size shredded wheat. Plus, back then it was a lot more expensive, so we settled on getting mom to buy florescent cereals like froot loops, and the various other movie/cartoon/television themed cereals that came out in the early 90's.

Since then, I've pretty much stuck with the healthier types of cereal out there. Sure, I partake in the occasional box of krusty-O's, and every now and then my husband picks up a bag of the generic version of Lucky Charms. I'm not gonna argue with him. hehe..

I've even been known to eat grape nuts, only without the added sugar. I guess I grew out of that habit. Thank goodness.

So just the other day, I went to my moms house, and what do I see, but my little sister sitting on the front porch with her hand in a box of strawberry flavoured frosted mini wheats. 

Entering the house, I tell my mom how funny I think it is that they've gone and made a new variety of frosted mini wheats.. and she proceeds to pull four more DIFFERENT boxes of frosted mini wheats from the cabinet by the stove.

Apparently Kelloggs has been busy making a few different varieties of frosted mini wheats. And I couldn't help but photograph them all.



Five different varieties-



And apparently, the strawberry and vanilla cream flavoured versions have "Crunchlets" listed as an ingredient.




These ones have an amazing smell to them. I really liked these ones, I felt like I was smelling a vanilla bean.




These were a little heavy on the cinnamon for me. A little spicy, but I guess some people Like that. My mom thought they tasted like cinnamon rolls.




I love these.
They're pink, they don't taste like fake strawberry, and they made the milk pink, but not overly sweet.




Definately the most boring new flavour. Similar to pancakes with syrup. They were good, but the maple was much stronger than the brown sugar, and I had hoped it was the other way around.




The original.
Ok, so its the bigger size. Halfway between a full sized piece of shredded wheat and one of the bite sized mini wheats, Who doesn't love the original?



after much deliberation, and many bowls of cereal and milk, I had to make a decision as to which was my favourite...


Vanilla Creme- for the win!

It was just simple enough to make a good breakfast, and not fake tasting at all. One might actually think its healthy for you... until you inquire about the crunchlets.



-A.
 
 
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Electrique Designs[info]electriqued on August 17th, 2007 03:03 am (UTC)
Mmm. Frosted mini wheats were always a childhood favorite of mine. You can eat them dry or in yogurt or in..anything almost. Is it sad Ive tried every flavor? Haha.
Adventures in culinary creativity.[info]a_muffin_story on August 17th, 2007 03:05 am (UTC)
If I had known that there were so many different flavours before yesterday, I would have tried them all a lot sooner, so I understand.

I was actually impressed with the vanilla one. I really liked it!
rebel bee (bzz bzz)[info]bribitribbit on August 17th, 2007 03:09 am (UTC)
I totally understand the cereal obsession: my mom once bought sixteen boxes of cereal in one shopping trip.

Also, Shredded Wheat is my favorite.
Kit Kat LeNoir: cillian love[info]raptorgirl on August 17th, 2007 03:35 am (UTC)
I LOVE those new Mini-Wheats flavors. I can't buy them often because I will pretty much eat them in two days, thus defeating the purpose of having them for breakfast all week. They're sooooo good, though. The Strawberry and Vanilla ones taste like candy to me. Maple Brown Sugar is delicious, too.
monpoissonrouge[info]monpoissonrouge on August 17th, 2007 03:52 am (UTC)
oh my gosh, the strawberry one looks divine! I wanted to get some last time but I thought it was too expensive. I also really like cinnamon toast cereal, sooooo sweeet drooool!!!

i'm gonna get some strawberry ones tomorrow! yes i will
Chameleon[info]deadlychameleon on August 17th, 2007 04:05 am (UTC)
I think at one point I put sugar and chocolate chips into my grape nuts. And then nuked them.
Rioh[info]crystal_talbo on August 17th, 2007 04:09 am (UTC)
Oh man, I love mini-wheats. I still have not tried any of the other flavors because I'm just so content with the regular kind. Then again I actually did enjoy those huge shredded wheat biscuits when I was a kid...
Kristin[info]an0malies on August 17th, 2007 04:34 am (UTC)
I used to love Frosted Mini-Wheats when I was like 5 or 6, and so did my dad and sister, but I wasn't allowed to have them any more when they found out I only ate the sugary parts and stuck the other halves back in the bag. Heh heh.
I had no idea they had five flavors, though. :O I only knew about strawberry and of course, the original.
Hayley: Sweet/Ice Cream[info]so_i_go on August 17th, 2007 04:41 am (UTC)
I've been trying to figure out a good cold cereal to get for my dormroopartment (Part dorm room, part apartment -- it's in the dorms, but I've got a private kitchen and private bathroom, so it's not really like a DORM room dorm room, you see? Tee-hee) this weekend; I think the Strawberry or the Vanilla Crème sounds like it might be just the thing!
Star[info]mellamoestrella on August 17th, 2007 05:04 am (UTC)
Oh yes... the joys of cereal! Cereal has always been a big part of breakfast/snacks at our house. Because we went through it so quickly (with 4 teenagers in the house) my mom would often substitute the cheaper Malt-O-Meal brand for the others. This worked for most of them, but not all. (Fake cheerios=disgusting as do the Fred Meyer brand of Capn' Crunch Berries)

The funny thing is that when younger we were always able to have any kind of cereal we wanted. Bring on the sugar smacks, Corn Pops, Apple Jacks, Lucky Charms, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, etc. But my favorites then as well as now? Rice Krispies, Cheerios and Rice Chex... all without the additional sugar. Haha.
Spring into Fall[info]oreohmygosh on August 17th, 2007 06:27 am (UTC)
Vanilla Creme is defintely my favorite.
That's all I ate for breakfast for nearly an entire year.
ripe and rosy: theme: patterns[info]colorwhirl on August 17th, 2007 07:14 am (UTC)
Your parents + cereal = my parents + cereal.

We grew up thinking this stuff was sugar cereal, but we also called it "poo-poo cereal" because that's what it made us do! (High fiber!)

We were finally allowed sugar cereal when the smallest brother turned five. My mom bought...::drumroll::..Honey Nut Cheerios. It just about killed her, too. That was as sugary as we got, and I'm glad as an adult. As we got older, we got her to loosen up a little more and buy Berry Berry Kix.
Alison Grace[info]ophlya on August 17th, 2007 09:45 am (UTC)
i'm a big fan of cereal myself. although i can't say i've ever been a huge fan of anything of the frosted variety, i'm a sucker for honey nut shredded wheat. and we have four different varieties of cheerios in our cabinet at this very moment. plus a half dozen other varieties. there are only two of us.
Landa: shamrock[info]allpurposegirl on August 17th, 2007 11:29 am (UTC)
Ive eaten everyone of those cereals LOL. We buy all those Malto-meal cereals now though.
ielle[info]pornopony on August 17th, 2007 12:44 pm (UTC)
I'm currently munching on dry plain cheerios... weird.. but sooooo gooooood!
Jessamyn[info]ionracas on August 17th, 2007 12:45 pm (UTC)
I had those for breakfast. Normally I don't eat sugar cereal, or wheat cereal, but I love them, and they were on special offer. We only get one flavour here, sugar flavour. If I eat three boxes, I can send off for an odometer for my bike.
cupcake[info]cupcakesloveme on August 17th, 2007 01:20 pm (UTC)
i love those! they only do the normal frsoted wheats here(UK), but they were my fav cereal. i also love raisin wheats, which i currently have<3
The Rob[info]hypergraffic on August 17th, 2007 01:29 pm (UTC)
I truly love cereal too. It is just so... intrinsic to my being. And I never ate breakfast as a kid, but a bowl of cereal for dessert or a midnight snack... that was the best.
Kipling's Cat[info]toxic_iguana on August 17th, 2007 02:01 pm (UTC)
Oooooh, I wanna try those vanilla ones!!
I used to love Fruity Pebbles and Cocoa Pebbles because the milk turned colors!!
Kipling's Cat: brownies[info]toxic_iguana on August 17th, 2007 02:04 pm (UTC)
OT....
How do you get those little cupcake icons to appear by the usernames? they're soooo cute!!
The Infinite Blue[info]infinitesimi on August 17th, 2007 02:56 pm (UTC)
hmmmmmmm now i want some sugary cereal!

...and i dont even eat cereal or drink milk, lol, but there's nothing like a fond childhood memory to get the tastebuds watering...
Lorien[info]blueberryeyes17 on August 17th, 2007 03:59 pm (UTC)
Actually, I love grape nuts with skim milk haha. I usually put a lot of raisins on top, and those are very sweet so they balance it out. Sometimes sliced banana, too. Mmmmmmm!!
Heather[info]cellophanestarr on August 17th, 2007 04:41 pm (UTC)
Here in the Canada, the maple and brown sugar flavours are sold separately. Maple is my favourite! We also have original, Vanilla and Strawberry (very fake strawberry!)
Scarlett[info]kissophelia on August 17th, 2007 11:35 pm (UTC)
"If you've ever eaten grape nuts cereal with skim milk, I'm sure you understand."

I have. Ugh. :[
spiceycreations: cookies[info]spiceycreations on August 18th, 2007 02:21 pm (UTC)
In college, I would sometimes microwave grape nuts with milk and add raisins. Is that weird?
spiceycreations: cupcake[info]spiceycreations on August 18th, 2007 02:22 pm (UTC)
I LOVE cereal!
The buttery shrapnel! It burns![info]jaejosylyn on August 19th, 2007 05:14 am (UTC)
Mmmmm... I'm sitting here in my dorm, and now I REALLY want vanilla creme shredded wheat.

Adding it to my "walmart run" list...
Nightingale[info]____nightingale on August 19th, 2007 04:24 pm (UTC)
In our first year of university I went to visit my best friend. Hers was a catered dorm so she didn't have a kitchen but did have a mini-fridge which she shared with her roomate. Knowing that there was very little possibility of us getting up in time for breakfast she'd stocked up on our favourite cereal in the land - Marks and Spencers' strawberry and almond crunch (an extra special treat as it's a bit pricey for the student budget too) This was one of the first things she produced from her cupboard as I arrived at her room. Her roommate laughed, saying that my best friend was a 'regular squirrel' from all the cereal she constantly ate...

...in the time it had taken for her to make that comment I'd already prized open the box, ripped open the bag which I then started eating straight from with my hands...

Needless to say, my best friend and I have a lot of shared cereal history together *smile*
eatstars_[info]eatstars_ on August 20th, 2007 04:09 pm (UTC)
I love cereal. From healthy to sugary I could eat it more than once a day. Mini Wheats have been a favourite of mine since I was little. It'll be a staple in my future apartment haha.
houses[info]houses7177 on August 20th, 2007 08:19 pm (UTC)
I was right there with you on the grape nuts childhood, though we were allowed the occasional honeynut cheerios. My husband has a total fetish for the strawberry miniwheats. Will eat bowl after bowl.
 

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